Another tech support question with my mother. I need a drink. I ask, “Is the Excel document you want me to look at up on your screen?”. (Her internet is flaky so I cannot share her screen) Her answer, “I don’t want to lose my document”. Me, “I understand that, is the file up on your screen?”. Her answer, “I made changes and I don’t want to lose them”. Me, “Mom answer my question, is the document up on the screen?”. Again she says, “I hope I don’t lose what I did.” It’s like talking to a wall of old.

And yes, I will be old someday and I hope that when I am, AJ DiPietro┬áposts to “hologram bubble chip biosphere” or whatever FB type thing exists about how his stepdad is a moron.